Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.

Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024

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Get the Todd Howard's high heelsmug.

Heel

Where someone is so aroused that they really need to go and get it off their chest.

Be right back gotta heel.

I have to heel so bad right now.

by Meth Ean Tich Rist March 9, 2022

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Get the Heelmug.

heels

Wear a heel step one time and fall and crack yo legs

Boy : Yo babe can i try yo heels ?

Girl : Nah bruh you a male
Boy : Please
Girl : ok...
*hears bell rings*
Pizza Delivery : Ayo the pizza here !

Boy : Ite comi- *Breaks legs with heels* OH NIGG- AAAAAAAAA, Oh... My legs Broke

by Kickoff2ndOP May 6, 2021

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