hamburgler

the lone rebel who lives only to topple the mcdonalds corporation, since he has no following he only burgles the hamburgers from the local mcdonalds.

the hamburglers cause is a good one but he needs to burgle something else for a change.

by Pyro88 May 16, 2004

Hamburger Ass

The feeling of fecal matter trapped between the buttocks; refers to the sensation rather than the result (see dingleberry).

Lack of wiping or wiping improperly will result in hamburger ass.

by Professor English July 23, 2010

hamburger

When a man wraps his dick around his testicles and makes it appears for the shape of a Hamburger.

Wow, he can do the Hamburger!!!

by Anonymous January 15, 2003

Hamburgler

When one recieves a handjob from a girl that not on that night nor anyother has he ever hooked up with. This act is commonly used when the girl is much to of a fugle to hook up with, but you will still gladly recieve a handjob.

Jeff was not attracted to Sarah at all but he still took a hamburgler due to the fact that he hadn't been laid in months.

by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

hamburgers

a type of food

hamburgers:here's a example: when you hear a fat person on the phone you say "well it sounds like your chewing on a hamburger to me". its lame but ion care.

by Ashamack October 28, 2010

Hampus

Likes to suck dick and swallow sperm... he's also very gay

Yo he's probably a Hampus, just look at him

by Stor kuk med liten lilltå December 12, 2016

Hamburger helper

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off

After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.

by Poop Slap Whack June 6, 2010