Got Receipts

When somebody pulls up info/ tea from the past when you contradict yourself.

Guy 1: I can't believe Jane got pregnant
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!

by Littlepepsi September 28, 2019

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Got it in the marriage

When a man gets married and gives things to his single friends that his new wife will not allow him to keep. Porn, action figures, comics, etc.
A variation of Got it in the divorce.

Dude: Cool surf board bro! Where'd ya get it?
Man: My brother got married and his wife wouldn't let him keep it. I got it in the marriage

by Rodge Farlowe August 20, 2011

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Get the Got it in the marriagemug.

they got a pill for that

A cure

Man I'm going crazy"They got a pill for that cure".

by Coachhessie March 19, 2017

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Get the they got a pill for thatmug.

An expression one uses, usually when a someone is or tricked/ lied to when it comes to doing something.. or a person who commits fraud or participates in a dishonest tactic, just like that one mf who scammed AECI 2 about having connections with the NFL.

Damn that nigga banduplulu lied about Tobey being in the shop, that Nigga is Get it, Got it

This nigga Hil said he was gonna get on and never did, nigga is Get it, Got it jr.

by Mono Ryan March 5, 2022

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got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.

James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley

by WordWeasal May 25, 2011

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