got topic

Someone worth knowing, and great to listen to, because they have something interesting to say on a variety of things.

You should meet her, you’d love talking to her... she’s got topic.

by Scatdiddleybap August 6, 2020

Got the Spreadsheet

A phase made popular through a fight between husband and wife where the husband detailed all of her rejections and responses to invitations for sex in a spreadsheet. Widely considered a relationship WMD. Related "sending him the spreadsheet", "making up the spreadsheet"

"Hey I heard Felicia and Joe broke up, what happened?"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"

by Florida RJ July 22, 2014

ain't got no

Ain't got no is defined as do not have.

You still ain't got no money.

by Keen Gadfly November 13, 2020

Got Ahmeded

SOMEONE GETTING BANNED FROM COVERS.COM FOR CLAIMING 4-1 AS A SWEEP....

User "JimC" "Got Ahmeded" from covers.com for claiming his 4-1 wagering record was "a sweep"

by Freestlyin August 31, 2017

got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.

James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley

by WordWeasal May 25, 2011

got googled

A google network or software issue (Gmail, etc.) causing the user disruption.

Yo man!, I was trying to get that to you and I got googled.

by Zolenskify December 14, 2020

Got Streeted On

As a pedestrian: To be sprayed / soaked with gutter water, as a result of a passing car.

That lady back there totally got streeted on when you passed her.

by sailingship May 19, 2010