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Condom Fail

Ksi: Wow jake paul is such a condom fail
by Ksi’s black cock August 12, 2020
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Fidora Fail

When a person, in attempt to be cool, wears a fidora but is too chubby or is Jason Mraz.
When Jeffrey Ross wears his Fidora with a suit it is a Fidora Fail.
by ForgetHatsAlltogether November 29, 2010
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Chronic Fail

Its not fail, its not even epic fail...
its chronic fail
Kieran: My coursework got marked yesterday, i got an A*.
Unfortunately i lost it this morning
Phil: Ahaha Chronic Fail!
by Roflolrus May 12, 2009
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Fail to Prevail

when someone tries really hard to beat you at something but fail miserably

almost as bad as an epic fail
person: ha ha take this (fire ball)

me: (counter attack, deflect fire ball at person)

person: auh SHIT!....(dies)

me: You fail to prevail
by Part of the Ownification unit November 27, 2009
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Fail Gun

(Noun) A hand motion where you shape your hand to what looks like a gun and "shoot" yourself because you realized you have or will do something thats worthy of a fail.
Crap, I left my wallet at my ex's house just before we broke up. -Shoots self with a fail gun-

Oh god, Im going to shoot myself with the failgun cuz I forgot it's mother's day.
by ikeeledmyselfsobad August 2, 2009
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Catastrophic Fail

Failure that approaching epic level proportions. Usually as a result of dumbass antics
Person :1 I hope this trick works

(Rides bike off a set of stairs and faceplants)

Person 2: This is what happens when you attempt something you shouldn't. This isn't epic, but you get a catastrophic fail
by The Immortal Dragon December 30, 2010
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Medium Fail

Failure on a Sub-Epic level and/or repeated minor failures.
Joshua Tracy Atwood is refereed to as Medium Fail for repeatedly giving mostly correct answers to his peers failing to provide the correct answer to the pivotal part of the question.
by Demonico62 May 4, 2009
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