Elias Garrido

The biggest, shortest, most perverted simp anyone could ever imagine. Beware of his stalking and his horrid grammar.

"Oh god is that Elias Garrido? He's so weird, let's leave"

by Slendervoid May 11, 2022

Doing an Elias

Turning up after 10AM to work.

Did you see that he came in at 10:43AM today? I guess he was doing an Elias.

by AttackPanda July 21, 2022

Elias Mcgee

Probably the biggest simp at your school, he will go out of his way just to talk to a girl mostly someone who is more underage

Look Elias mcgees over there

by Unicornhotdogs November 22, 2021

ELIAS BARRON

A siilly little jew that dates other midgets.

Did you see him he is so short like Elias Barron.

by 1222225 February 26, 2019

elia lopez

a very pretty, cute, humble individual. she is the greatest person you will ever meet.

"elia lopez be a real ass g"

by snakebukcet777 April 20, 2023

julian elias barrett

hot sexy cute handsome adorable fine attractive boy who dress to impress n is amazing beautiful personality n very caring good friend athletic sexy hot cute n very very handsome 7ft tall with a 50inch wiener so amazing

julian elias barrett is husband material

by penis 69696969 August 16, 2024

Michael Elias

A man who hates dictionary definitions, even this one.

Damn, Michael Elias really hates this definition.

by ThatDudeBro07 May 09, 2024