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satanic doomsday cult

help they live under my school and sacrifice goats daily the smell is unbearable what do I do
help theres a satanic doomsday cult living under my high school doing daily sacrifices and I think they might start sacrificing the teachers and students soon
by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021
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Doobshag

The meaning of utter Excellence, And being close to Mike.
Period

Also gives you the reason to go home early from work at whim
What do you mean?
What do you mean what do I mean?!
DOOBSHAG!!!!!!!!!111111
by WHAT MEANING HAVETH September 28, 2007
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doochie

a dude hoochie. slang word originating from minneapolis aka the soda-pop... origination = 3 OG's T-$, Dre-Diz, & Ju-Ju
Um excuse me officer, but why are you being such a doochie?
or
That dooch got me fucked up... who the hell he think he is?
by DRE-DAY June 24, 2008
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doomster

A highly unoriginal individual who is obsessed with doom, gore, zombies, demons, and cheesy, wanna-be death metal. The word is a mix between the terms "doom" and "scenester".

A doomster can be found at local show, possibly in a band, flexing his hand in the shape of a "doom claw", and making squealing pig noises, which his favorite bands use superfluously. A doomster is easily recognized by their teased, "tsunami", "flock of seagulls" haircut, illegible band merchandise, blocky skater shoes, and sprayed-on-too-tight jeans. Doomsters are usually of low intelligence, and will often use words like "Brutal", "core", "doom", and "sick" in lieu of actually talking. Doomsters also on occasion overuse "x"s in their writing, despite the fact that they aren't a part of the "straight edge" movement.
"Dude, What the fuck is that thing over there?"
"Oh, that? That's a doomster."
"Whatever the fuck it is, it'd better stop posing and making pig noises on my lawn, or change pants, because I'm this close to calling the cops."
"No dude, just play The Dave Matthews band over your stereo. It'll leave."
by Rudy Schultz March 28, 2008
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Doomshop

A shop where Doomguy buys his guns
Doomguy: hey there demon, have you seen a Doomshop?
Demon: it's up there next to the entrance to blood swamps map
by DoomshopBuyer June 30, 2022
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dooism

When a person proclaims a statement as truth or common, but cannot support the statement with any facts other than their own opinion.
A says: ...the Brisbane Broncos coach is Wayne 'smiles a lot' Bennett...
B says: who calls him smiles a lot?
A says: everybody
B asks people around, no body calls him that
A says: well all my friends do...
B says: there is another 'dooism'
by RubbishSpotter September 2, 2009
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doomsexual

this man likes women and transgenders so that must mean he's doomsexual
by kiravondoom May 10, 2019
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