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dangeou

the act of sucking a nutsack while giving a hand job untill ejaculation
that was a good daneau.............
by Anonymous April 25, 2003
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danger poon

a girl who is under the legal age to have sex with. poon as in poonani
Terry: that girl is next level dutty
Ed: nah, she's serious danger poon
by Nat Gaskell January 23, 2009
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Danger-swank

When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).
Dude!? Is Jerry having a danger-swank at the bar?
by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009
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Danger Dance

The act of riskily running naked from the bathroom to the bedroom after realising you should've probably bothered to check if there were any towels on the rail before you took a shower.
Guy1: "I think I'm scarred for life, man. Caught a dude doing the danger dance across the hall at my buddy's place last night."

Guy2: "Hahaha fail."
by Cillit-Bang September 8, 2011
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Danger-Maths

Danger-Maths is a real man's sport. Attempted by many, mastered by none.

In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.

It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.

Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.
Martin once attempted Danger-Maths. He is now a bin-man.

Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.
by ItsDanH June 16, 2016
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Danger Dwarf

Small mates who are fanatical about super heroes and cartoons (in most cases well beyond the tears of watching cartoons or superhero movies).

Short tempered (comes with the territory). At risk of saying anything at any given moment which makes them dangerous.

Would love to be a super hero.

Hence, Danger Dwarf
XXX....if you were a super hero....what would you be called?

'WHAT YA ON ABOOT MAN!!!!! Obvs Danger Dwarf' arggghhhhhhh
by Swampy007 April 3, 2020
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danger loaf

A danger loaf is a chonky raccoon (basically all raccoons)
Did you see that danger loaf, it almost attacked me to take my garbage, but it's so cute and chonky i cant be mad at it
by Bummely bum September 1, 2020
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