Shawn disease is a special type of disease where your mental state is not stable. Common symptoms of Shawn disease are massive weight gain 20 pounds a day for 2 weeks straight is most common, serious signs of depression, size decrease 95 percent of what you used to be, trouble running,jumping,hopping,walking or any type of movement, felling horny all the time, feeling the need to watch kid porno, and more. Shawn disease is Only found in men and sometimes shemales. Talk to your doctor if you have any of these symptoms today.
by Shawn diesease December 1, 2021

Hoe disease is when a person has multiple friends of the gender/genders they are attracted to. The brain will pick one of the friends and decided with no warning to develop a crush for them. Depending on the case some people might tell the person other won’t. Almost everyone has experienced this. This is completely normal and nothing to be ashamed of.
by We all have hoe disease May 23, 2019

I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!
by Keeno69 January 20, 2022

Disease pertaining to the importance of the self. Much like the Muppets character 'Beaker' who repeatedly screams "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME", those who suffer from this overbearing selfishness('beaker disease')are similarly self obsessed and generally unaware of their own symptoms. Discovered by the original 'Bear' who first noticed the condition prevalent in several female members of his clan.
Female subjects are often to be found over relying on their elders and various family members despite the fact that there is no possibility the same gestures of kindness will ever be shown in return.
Female subjects are often to be found over relying on their elders and various family members despite the fact that there is no possibility the same gestures of kindness will ever be shown in return.
by hannah parker March 28, 2008

a) a wang disease
b) a debilitating and incurable disease contracted by being in close proximity with people named Wang. Symptoms include fever, cough, and lowered brain cell count
b) a debilitating and incurable disease contracted by being in close proximity with people named Wang. Symptoms include fever, cough, and lowered brain cell count
by @therealjonathan February 5, 2020

virtue-signaling hypocrites who pander to everything and fetishize minorities.
Usually seen as rich socialists.
They become deluded with liberal ideas and try to make everything political.
For some reason they have this obsession to appear as 'the good guys'.
Some try to be "selfless", but end up losing a lot of money instead.
Usually they're intolerant to different ideas, they're stuck in their own heads, are very arrogant, and think they're morally superior.
The California disease is a mental disease.
Originates from California, as every Californian celebrity will suffer from the Californian disease to a degree.
Usually seen as rich socialists.
They become deluded with liberal ideas and try to make everything political.
For some reason they have this obsession to appear as 'the good guys'.
Some try to be "selfless", but end up losing a lot of money instead.
Usually they're intolerant to different ideas, they're stuck in their own heads, are very arrogant, and think they're morally superior.
The California disease is a mental disease.
Originates from California, as every Californian celebrity will suffer from the Californian disease to a degree.
Man my favorite celebrity suddenly did a 360 with his personality, it's like he became what he ridiculed.
Ah he must've caught the Californian disease, its quite contagious in California.
Ah he must've caught the Californian disease, its quite contagious in California.
by Rahrsh7 November 1, 2023

A disease that can be acquired by smoking too much weed hanging with da bois for an extended period of time, or having sex with a homie's mom. Symptoms involve, extremely large testicals, and in rare cases a big pp.
by Almahadi October 11, 2020
