discord ai

if someone says they are female on discord they are definitely a government spy ai made to destroy every thing. WARNING DO NOT APPROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1

person 1: this chick is funny
person 2: yo this isnt chick its a discord ai do not approach this thing

by unfunny kolo January 2, 2021

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Discord ban

An alternative to kicking someone, banning a user will blacklist their IP address from joining your server. A discord ban can be bypassed by using a vpn or simply going to a friend's house

me: can I come to your house for a bit?

friend: why

me: I need to bypass my discord ban

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 1, 2021

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Discord Betrayal

When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep

DISCORD BETRAYAL

A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end

by Skeletonbones October 31, 2021

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