Dirt Spider

A person's asshole.

Dude, you played with her dirt spider?

by raudi933 September 11, 2010

Dirt clown

a douche bag, or a person who has no idea how stupid they actually are.

"look at that kid run around in his clown shoes! what a dirt clown!"
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carraway: " yeah dude, then I TOTALLY threw it in her!"

kyle: "whatever dirt clown"

by asde June 28, 2006

dirt nap

n. death

v. (taking a dirt nap) dying. Sometimes used to describe passing out/being unconscious as if dead

also, receiving a visit from Dr. Dirt Nap (dying)

Poor Jane, she stayed home from work today because her cat took a dirt nap yesterday.

by TBea April 22, 2008

curb dirt

A dreg of society.

That drug dealer is curb dirt.

by Garry Gallegos October 23, 2008

Banana Dirt

The crust left on the dick after sex, commonly from not washing it after 4 days.

Yesterday I was in the locker room, and my friend said, "Wash of your banana dirt man Jesus!"

by DeadMansFilm October 29, 2009

Dirt McGerk

Cocaine and Weed.... Maybe even a little meth.

As stated in the Kodak Black song "DIRT MCGERK".

Somedude on the street: "Ayo Kodak what you smokin on."

Kodak: "That Dirt McGerk."

by Smokin Dirt McGerk June 20, 2023

one with the dirt

Where you cannot take it anymore so you merge with mother Earth. Very cool.

Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-

by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021