Diddle the Fiddle

To give a man an aggressive and swift blowjob.

John let me diddle the fiddle last night...

by AAAAAAHHHH420 December 13, 2020

Diddle Wizard

Pedophile; Child Molester

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.

by Lupinetine October 09, 2014

Diddle curds

When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.

Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?

by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022

Lil diddle

A boy with a small penis

“Ew Ana he had a lil diddle, I had to go”

by Dark skin June 23, 2018

diddles his skittles

to jack-off

the guy just flopped it out and started diddles his skittles

by Senti101 January 04, 2010

fiddl me diddl

when you’re trying to sound sarcastically like an old person

grandma: wall fiddl me diddl! dis is vunderfull!
grandpa: bah humbug! berry vunverful indeed!

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

King Diddle

The “Top Dog” of molestation, in the community of highly elite people.

“I heard Jeffrey Epstein was the King Diddle this month”
-Donald Trump

by shmehlllkzzwll November 27, 2020