desk chocolate

Chocolate kept inside your desk for work emergencies

I can’t believe it’s 10am on a Monday and I’m already reaching for my desk chocolate.

by 4ditor March 5, 2018

Service desk

The elite and most highly respected tier of K-Mart shops. Can be transferred in context, meaning the best possible outcome of a situation.

Shit man, I love you, you are so service desk.

by Eric from Kmart October 12, 2019

Clear desks

Have sexual intercourse with a co-worker.

I want to clear desks with Todd after the boss leaves.

by ComradeDoge August 19, 2020

desk dweller

That one coworker who spends more time under the bosses desk than they do anywhere else. This individual will complain about everyone being cry babies but will be the first one to cry to management or the union hall with any disagreement.

Well there goes Brian again for his morning fill up. Hes such a desk dweller

by Bigsexy5 March 4, 2023

Articulated Desk Lamp

A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.

Did that articulated desk lamp just murder the pixar i?
It certainly did

by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021

green desking

Doing school and/or office work outside

E.g at a park

My boss came in today and encourage me to try green desking at least once this week

by Ruby_E01 October 18, 2021

to desk with

To "desk with" is to get stuck working with someone with whom you've had a sexual relationship, but now despise. For employment purposes, you're willing to "desk with" the individual and keep up appearances.

I had to desk with Bobby for six more months after that scumbag cheated on me with Debbie.

by MNPopsicle October 7, 2016