clumber

Jake Adams doesn’t know how to pronounce collapse so he instead uses the word clumber

Jake Adams says Hud will Clumber

by KBreezy$$ May 11, 2018

Jizz-cucumber

Me

Im a jizz-cucumber

by big dick June 19, 2003

cucumber

used as a perverted currency in exchange for certain oral pleasures

Simon did it for a cuke sandwich

by Robert Harding April 14, 2005

Clean My Cucumber

Clean My Cucumber either means:

To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.

Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.

Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!

Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.

Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!

by IHCMC October 14, 2011

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Filthy Cucumber

The act in which the female takes the penis in her right hand and with her left hand applies green food dye up and down. And casually the woman defecates on the the penis. Hence, you have the Filthy Cucumber

DANG YO. last nite i gave my man one hell of a filthy cucumber. AWWW SHITT

by hotttiieee July 3, 2008

Irish Cucumber

A combination of Mexican, Irish and Eskimo. These citizens have long hair on their face with black, oarnge and white hairs. Typical name is Joe.

Man Joe you look like an Irish Cucumber.

by Skittlzdaboss June 17, 2018