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crying british

When a British person starts crying while talking and chokes on their accent and it becomes a high-pitched incomprehensible series of cry talk sounds.
"Heard that new song from Bastille?"
"Yeah he's totally crying british!"
by AlsoNotAWord December 22, 2018
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Crying Werewolf

When a man shaves his pubes onto his partner’s face and ejaculates upon the mound of hair, forming what appear to be pearlescent teardrops
Bro, this tinder girl I met up with last night was a straight freak, she asked me to give her a Chinese Shrinky Dink but I didn’t have any hot mustard, so she settled for a Crying Werewolf. My crotch is going to be itching for weeks while my pubes grow back.
by Eric Beifman December 22, 2018
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crying bitch disease

When you finish a show (mainly anime) with a happy, sappy, cheesy, or just overall normal ending and you automatically cry. Self-diagnosable.
“Yeah, last night when I finished ‘Run with the Wind’ I just automatically cried. The same thing happened when I finished watching every season of Free!, Hunter x Hunter, OHSHC, Clannad....almost anything I watch really. Pretty sure I have crying bitch disease.”
by MoonstoneAlch_ April 6, 2019
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Crying Contest

Hey who wants to meet up and have a crying contest?
by Bigduckdanny July 10, 2019
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Crying Gator

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False, insincere, or hypocritical display of sadness or remorse. Insincere remorse.
Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crocodile will weep to lure in its victims ...We all know a crying gator.
by WiseCookie September 13, 2020
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Crying Gator

A fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...
When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.
by WiseCookie September 13, 2020
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Crying Gator

Crying Gaor is a fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...
When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.
by WiseCookie September 13, 2020
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