Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper

When a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes.

"I over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning I had to pull a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper."

by Va-JJ January 13, 2014

Cotching stations

Designated place of cotch

"All aboard cotching stations" - Sat down, sufficient munch, swill with TV remotes and xbox controllers to boot in reachable distances. The key is little movement as possible and ultimately cotched. Dream.

by potts27 October 14, 2011

Cracking one off

Verb: to defecate explosively.

“Hey, JM, what are ya cracking one off in there?

by BobbyEyes November 2, 2018

Cracking Out

Cracking or Cracking Out is a term used to say someone is a crackhead or that they are on some crackhead shit.

“Why you Cracking so much?”
“Yo, I was Cracking Out hella!”

by ChrispyChip January 23, 2020

Croaking

When a girl sucks your dick in a leapfrog position just using her tongue. She then stores the cum in her inflated pouch and hops away.

Guy 1: yo how was Jessica’s head
Guy 2: She was croaking me all night long, it got me so hard

by lil frio September 26, 2020

Nut cracking

the pair of circular objects between the legs being slammed, jagged, slaughtered, bruised and mistreated by a crazy somewhat ratchet female

"That hoe nut cracking the shit out his....dayuuum"

by Kayla young February 5, 2014

crouching tiger hidden ninja

while giving a girl the schocker (2 in the pink one in the stink) you lift her up and sit her down in a chair. Quickly remover your hand and ejaculate on her face. The while she is in shock of what just happened, crouch down and karate chop, once in the vagina and once in the face. Then shove your penis back in her mouth.

I was going away at her with my fingers and knew I was going to climax soon, so I gave her the crouching tiger hidden ninja to let her know who is in charge. Then however, I decided to go one step further and give her the strawberry shortcake. She was flailing on the ground and I could hear her dad coming up the stairs to see what was going, so I peaced the scene out the window. Thats when I seen her mother...

by Tiner Chen April 21, 2009