corporate andy

Someone who is all for the company. Conformist. "Yes boss, I'll pick up your dry cleaning". Always starts a sentence with the word "well".

That guy is such a corporate Andy. Brown nosing the boss again.

by YMYLYB May 14, 2015

corporate hashpipe

The process of losing short term corporate memory.

Angry man: The Board have made their decision how could you go against their wishes.

Idiot: Sorry man must have been smoking the corporate hashpipe...I completely forgot!

by little_kitten October 10, 2010

Corporate Nun

A woman who voluntarily gave up the plan of getting married and having kids in order to succeed in her job or career.

Lady 1: I spent my all my 30s studying and working hard to become the chief of this department. I call it my baby.
Lady 2: So you became a corporate nun...

by Lilithian October 8, 2020

Corporate Thunder

Cocaine; High Grade Cocaine

"Hey, let's go hit this Corporate Thunder"

by JayRod_25 October 27, 2012

Corporate Inkwell

The chick at the office that sleeps with any and every guy trying to get ahead.

Man, did you hear.....she just got busted messing around with her third guy in the office...she's obviously the corporate inkwell; didn't these guys ever hear the term don't dip your pen in the company ink?

by not a pen dipper... October 14, 2010

Corporate Brains

When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.

Pro Tip:

if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻

by ThornyRose December 22, 2020

Corporate Storyteller

This person takes the basic corporate ideas, such as the company's story, their vision, values, and brand, and create a great story around it. They also teach others in the company how to tell the story as well.

Zappos uses corporate storytellers to get the message about their culture to the rest of the world.

by mark guadagnoli June 14, 2014