Company Mushroom

Someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. This person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.

Jim: Lately I've been the company mushroom.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.

by Zero-K April 28, 2006

Compact shrub

When a man iron's his penis hair down before intercourse to make the time more plesurable.

My compact shrub made sex lots of fun

by Danille Leroy December 3, 2006

Compactus

A horizontal filing cabinet on rails used in offices for space efficiency

Oh my god, dont get crushed by the compactus.
Beware of the compactus

by mrgg December 22, 2010

campaignability

When something is deemed to have advertising value by marketing 'big wigs'.

Often used by people who don't have access to a dictionary - or PR types who like to make up their own words, usually by adding 'ability' to the end of a word. Or 'sexual'. See also: Gastrosexual

This viral is really real, but still adheres to all the brand messages that we're trying to convey this year. It has great campaignability.

by claire_j_b October 26, 2010

Compact Crap

Simply a term for Buttfucking

Dude, I did it! She let me compact crap last night.

by FatChicks4Life19 November 16, 2010

Campaign Tail

Getting laid soley based on one's own political beliefs and allegiances. These beliefs may be actual or situational, preferably the latter.

I'm tired of all these bullshit partisan politics bro.

You've got that right man, but what can we do to unite this great country of ours?

I'll tell you what, guys and girls on both side of the aisle can agree on one thing...it's time to hit the Campaign Tail!

by sanfred December 16, 2011

campaign financing

A bribe.

Corporations and Billionaires are shelling out huge bribes to politicians in the form of 'campaign financing,' however, calling a bribe by any other name is still a bribe.

by blueribbonredstripes September 26, 2012