clutch muncher

A scandalous bitch who seeks men that drive modified cars.

Seen at any local car gatherings lurking the hard parked section.

" hey that clutch muncher is checking out your corvette . You should see if she's down to party!"

by Austin_mk2 April 27, 2017

riding the clutch

To be engaged in the act of spanking the monkey or flicking the bean, at a level of arousal just fractionally below that required for climax, for an extended period of time.

Phone call
Cindy - Hey babe, what you doing?
Shane - Just riding the clutch baby, so I can give you a pearl necklace when you get in.
Cindy - Oh you do spoil me Shane, am running home now, bye

by Brucey Big Bonus May 12, 2017

Clutch and Dice

the slang term for penis and testicles

Lauren touched my Clutch and Dice

by Mytch March 21, 2007

Dry clutching

Having sex without the proper lubrication, causing the woman complain.

This is a metaphor to the sound made by high performance motorcycles that have a dry clutch system, which makes a humming, annoying sound when frequently applied.

"He forgot the lube, and was dry clutching her all night long"

by Julio Cesar March 4, 2008

Coffee Clutch

Talkshow-like reference to when someone arbitrarily talks far too much/too long. Wasting time chatting, bullshiting, or arguing. Unnecessarily long conversation, irrelevant conversation, or just general flatulence of the mouth.

in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".

(security personnel radio chatter)

SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
......
.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
....
SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.

by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010

grizzly clutch

When a big nigga named Remi chokes another wannabe nigga named Chris while enduring anal sex.

Gay dude:” give me that grizzly clutch” gay dude 2:”you’re so fat”

by Inferior phenomena June 2, 2018

Clutch Shawty

An attractive lady essential to you. Never to be disrespected by you or let's anyone else disrespect her. No one can fill her shoes, wear her heels, nor take her place in your heart.

Girl: Who's that chick that's always had the number one spot on your Myspace page? Why she always there?

Boy: Whoa! That's my CLUTCH SHAWTY. She always will have a place in my heart. Doubt anyone is go replace her.

by jaeMillz October 22, 2009