where you take a FAT LUMPY shit on the bathroom tiles, then poke your finger into the human feces and lick it off like a lollipop, then leave it there for the fermented aroma to lurk around the house
mum -"whats that filthy stench coming from the bog room?"
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."
by Vizify January 29, 2020
That one person who keeps on describing about their crush on their social media stories and also irl and can't stop listening to heartbreak songs even though they have never felt the touch of the opposite gender .
A: *Posts a story on their ig account saying possibly the most romantic thing you have ever heard.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.
by Hades512 March 09, 2023
wiggly classics is a shitty wiggles tribute that act like their professional there just so fucking trash that i wanna die
by snakes# December 28, 2020
when your winning 10 to 0 against the opposing team, and the enemy does a flawless come back, which they then essentially win.
bryan: gg ez, go next enemy actually brain dead not even bowling.
(20 minutes)
jiwon: fuck man we just pulled a bryan classic.
(20 minutes)
jiwon: fuck man we just pulled a bryan classic.
by IcanTakeYouToTheFirstClass April 21, 2022
by GirthyFella May 05, 2019
The Volkswagen Type 1, widely known as the Volkswagen Beetle, is an economy car produced by the German auto maker Volkswagen (VW) from 1938 until 2003. With over 21 million manufactured in an air-cooled, rear-engined, rear-wheel drive configuration, the Beetle is the longest-running and most-manufactured automobile of a single design platform anywhere in the world.The Beetle was officially designated as the Volkswagen Type 1 and was marketed in Europe by the designations Volkswagen 1100, 1200, 1300, 1500, or 1600 – denoting its engine size. The model became widely known in its home country as the Käfer, German for "beetle", and the model ultimately took the same nickname in English. In the 1950s, the Beetle was more comfortable and powerful than most European small cars, having been designed for sustained high speed on the Autobahn. It remained a top seller in the US, owing much of its success to high build-quality and innovative advertising, ultimately giving rise to variants, including the Volkswagen Karmann Ghia and the Volkswagen Type 2 van.
Person 1: Hey whats that?
Person 2: Thats a classic beetle!
Person 1: Whats that!
Person 2 : The greatest car ever!
Person 2: Thats a classic beetle!
Person 1: Whats that!
Person 2 : The greatest car ever!
by WINNING....................... March 23, 2011
A very good done cumilingus, and shit store handover in Lidl. Seen very often by his fellow managers,
by 11113 February 06, 2022