A "Classic Roger" is when two people are making out, and the older person of the two violently shoves their tongue into the younger person's mouth. Can be very disturbing when done correctly.
The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).
Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).
Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
*Jude Classic Rogers his girlfriend Lucy, who is a few years younger than him*
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by PurpleDesdemona June 7, 2016
Get the Classic Rogermug. a youtuber that makes gaming content, Classic Dannyboy first started his youtube channel at the age of 13, on the 19th of november 2019. he also loves all of his community.
by SomeRandomGuyThatKnowsStuff August 11, 2020
Get the Classic Dannyboymug. wiggly classics is a shitty wiggles tribute that act like their professional there just so fucking trash that i wanna die
by snakes# December 28, 2020
Get the Wiggly classicsmug. That one person who keeps on describing about their crush on their social media stories and also irl and can't stop listening to heartbreak songs even though they have never felt the touch of the opposite gender .
A: *Posts a story on their ig account saying possibly the most romantic thing you have ever heard.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.
by Hades512 March 9, 2023
Get the classic lovermug. Bob:Holly shit Nintendo released this cool thing that people actually buy... the nes classic
Bob(3 minutes later):aaand there gone.
Bob(3 minutes later):aaand there gone.
by Mother Cluckers succ my wiggly August 6, 2017
Get the nes classicmug. where you take a FAT LUMPY shit on the bathroom tiles, then poke your finger into the human feces and lick it off like a lollipop, then leave it there for the fermented aroma to lurk around the house
mum -"whats that filthy stench coming from the bog room?"
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."
by Vizify January 29, 2020
Get the Fryer classicmug. by Kel0692 January 19, 2018
Get the Hydro classicmug.