Certified Lover Boy

Random Person: “Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep
by SGill1202 September 03, 2021
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Certified Aagster

A certified lover and loyal fan of the most glorious Aag4, owner of the precious Sky Kingdoms server—the best Minecraft server ever. These elite followers are known for their unwavering support, admiration, and dedication to Aag4 and the Sky Kingdoms community.
"I’ve been playing on Sky Kingdoms since day one, and I’m always first to defend Aag4’s honor in any debate—no doubt about it, I’m a certified aagster."
by notnutella August 19, 2024
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Certified pedofile

Dude look at Mathew squires

Making fun of others yet he’s a certified pedofile.

Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans community yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE not only that he’s on the Austin list beware watch out hide your kids man. Not to mention. Austin serial killer suspect list
Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans gender, yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE.
by 2pacsback1990 August 12, 2024
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Certified Draken

A Certified Draken is someone who goes to lengths much farther than a Karen would, this term was made cause of the rapper/singer "Drake" it is a word that is aimed towards his ego and the pettiness that comes with it like following someone's daughter who just turned 18 (who is also artist named Laila!) over her dad (who happens to be the rapper/singer Mos Def) pretty much calling his music something you would hear in Target in his own words: "It feels like a lot of his music is compatible with... shopping." also Drake seems to have a thing for following peoples ex wives when his poor ego is hurt (in this case Record Producer and DJ Mustard) over producing the song "Not Like Us" by "Kendrick Lamar" and wearing a Toronto Blue Jays hat when it was just the last hat he had during that time. Overall Drake's hurt ego and pettiness makes him go lengths beyond what a Karen would usually do. (You could also use this term against drake fans who try to defend drake or say he somehow won the beef when he clearly lost)
Guy 1: Bro what the fuck is going on with John? he been on some weird ass shit recently...
Guy 2: I know right? dude.. He's been taking shit WAYYY beyond, he acting like a whole " Certified Draken" right now bro..
Guy 1: na.. that's wld.
by airheadeduser July 01, 2024
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Certified CK

Certified Cervix Killer

Having a dick large enough to reach back bruise a cervix.
Mannnnn Becka that guy Gavin that fucked me last night was a Certified CK 😫
by Sketchster August 05, 2023
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Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.
Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 23, 2022
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big girl certified

To have proven you can get down and dirty with a big girl.

Also referred to as fat girl certified
“Damn chase is gettin big girl certified with that fat bitch”

“Damn baby you huge. I wanna get big girl certified with you”
by Mean mullet 69 February 21, 2021
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