Irish Crotch Candle

When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate

"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"

"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"

by Tyrone the negro donkey February 1, 2017

Burning the candle at both ends

Being stricken with a virus or whatever that gives you the shits and makes you puke as well.

I'm so sick! I blew mud and then 10 minutes later I puked my guts out! I'm burning the candle at both ends!

by C. Felix Reardon December 28, 2005

who pissed out your birthday candles?

only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off

britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?

by shitoutmyass April 22, 2010

Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011

Candling

Having a total emotional meltdown that includes crying uncontrollably and screaming.

Lisa is candling right now.

by Magba June 15, 2022

Candle Karen

Women who will throw hands at a Bath and Body Works (or similar retail outlet) for cutting in line or taking their favorite scent.

These Candle Karen’s are our of control, they were throwing hands at Bath and Body works for being cut in line.

This Candle Karen assaulted an employee at Scottsdale Fashion Square.

by Stefabablous March 7, 2021

Candle Chomp

After you suck a man's dick, when the cum leaks into your mouth bite his cock

Person 1: 'Fuck man, Olivia, Candle Chomped me'
Person 2: 'That's fucked'

by NatalieSucks April 24, 2018