bump uglys

For a man and woman to make love.

I'm going home to bump Uglys with my Old Lady.

by Pitman July 12, 2006

hump da bump

A dance move that some females like to consider fun but males despise due to the growing tightness of their pants.
Girls use this move to entice men, and make them assume that the girl wants to take it to the bedroom. Men do not be fooled, the girl just wants to satisfy an itch in her pants and move on. She will not sleep with you, so strap on that jock strap before you go on the dance floor to protect yourself from the hump da bump.

Unsuspecting male: "Dude, look at those girls grinding, I would love to get in there and make a sandwich"
Smart male: "don't do it bro, they will totally hump da bump you and leave you dry as a bone"

by 1800-herpes April 30, 2008

!d bump

the command for bumping a discord server through the bot disboard. has lead to multiple all-out wars throughout servers to see who can claim the bump first.

person 1: !d bump
Disboard: @Person1#0000, Bump done. Check it on DISBOARD: (link)
person 2: which force do you take this bump by?
person 1: uhh idk i only just joined the server a few days ago
person 2: join my force then
person 3: no mine
person 1: ._.

Spam !d bump in order to get the bumps before she does, just be careful not to get yourself rate-limited.

by redisverydeadinside October 17, 2020

Speed Bump

A kayak in the Puget Sound.

Watch out for the speed bumps ahead, you don't want to tip their boat and water log their granola.

by Crowsnest July 29, 2011

baby bump

1. The protruding abdominal bump from a woman's stomach when she becomes noticeably pregnant.

2. A shameless shirt marketing campaign to capitalize upon the notification that a woman - usually teenager - has become pregnant.

2a. A shirt with the words "baby bump" in the style of excessive bling indicating the young woman wearing it is probably promiscuous in nature and wishes to inform the community of this social practice.

3. An annoying term used by the media to say someone is pregnant.

1. - "Tracy said she's pregnant, check out that baby bump."

2. - "Gina purchased her new Baby Bump shirt at Wal-Mart"

2a - "There goes Tammy wearing her Baby Bump shirt and I can't say I'm surprised as much as she gets around."

by Jared Anaya February 26, 2008

speed bump

1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship

2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.

3. A fat ass

1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot

2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.

3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey

by Tip-drill February 27, 2008

bump

(1) To SNIFFF any kind of drug. You can bump anything from medicine to Coke, K to Keef, Oxy to E. It applies to all pills, and all alphabet drugs.

(2) To play any type of musiq you listening louder. To turn it up.

These people who made their own defitions for it (kokane and some other fools) claiming a bump is specifically for sniffing yay are completely wrong. DO NOT be fooled by incorrect definitions.

(1) a.) Bump that linee
b.) Hit this bump real quik
c.) Put the yay on the key and bump it

(2) a.) Bump that track up
b.) I bump this sh*t whenever it gets
play on the radio

by JAYO-FAM April 28, 2005