Bangkok Bumps

Term for herpes contracted while partying too hard with hookers in Bangkok, Thailand.

Bro, I slept with all these hookers and like 3 weeks later I got the Bangkok Bumps. It's no fun at all.

by Col. Lingus March 4, 2013

bump piece

a derogatory term that can be used with no reason other than to call someone a name. could also be used to describe someone who fails to do their job. invented by little willie after he saw a piece of a car's bumper laying on the ground.

pronounced bum-peez

"Dude, what are you doin' bump piece?"

by TonyRo June 12, 2008

trash bump

A fist bump that has previously been thrown away but was taken out of the trash and is being passed around.

Haha, Nick just gave Draffen the trash bump. I hope he doesn't bring it with him back to Georgia.

by draffenhasnoketchup January 3, 2011

bumping crustys

A description of elderly people having sex.

I busted my grandparents bumping crustys

by willevans1972 April 19, 2011

Stress Bump

When some bitch tryna hide the fact she got the herps

Person A : Wow I'm so stressed out I think I'm getting a stress bump
Person B : You mean herpes . . . because that's what that is . . . herpes

by jmartin1hunded September 15, 2016

bungee bump

Used when the elastic is just a little too long...

"That Bungee bump is going to hurt in the morning." (said when the person is being zipped inside a body bag)

by jess the bungee bumper November 14, 2004

Hoffa Bump

A "hoffa bump" is a massive speed bump that bangs into the bottom of your car, used to slow traffic

Hey slow down over that hoffa bump! Your going to rip up the bottom of my car

by TPnCP October 22, 2013