Pizza-bate

When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.

What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate

by Ginger seb October 27, 2017

faux-bate

to faux masturbate for a crowd.

"damn, look at that stripper up there, she's a pro-faux-bater."

by florence vanderslice December 30, 2007

D-bate

n. Very inferior debate grade. A failing mark given to an orator who prevaricates, sputters, interrupts and fakes a seizure to halt the procedure.

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So Chuck got a D-bate last night. Again.

Yeah. He should know not to go up against that fine woman of his. She will always trump his ass.

by gnostic3 October 1, 2020

bate bird

A girl that you get with just to use and get close to someone else through them

"I love you babe"- girl

"Shut up ye just a bate bird"- boy

by 0161mannyonthemap June 22, 2016

Queef-Bate

An insult, calling someone a homosexual, feminine, or a pre-mature Queef.

Hey man, the way that guy is looking at me is completely Queef-Bate.

by ChipOfTheMunks August 15, 2009

Bates

The act of beating one’s girlfriend

“Did you hear perran just did a bates”

by Peniscrusher July 20, 2021

bate coach

A person giving masturbating(bating) instructions to another person.

Your bate coach gave you an awesome orgasm last night.

by Bator69 December 1, 2024