Josh barns

A fat cunt with an overhang bigger than kory and draws furry porn

It’s a fat cunt called josh barns

by Josh barns April 21, 2019

Barn-owled

The act of sneaking up behind someone and holding their head before turning it 180 degrees in the opposite direction, in a manner not unlike a barn owl swings it's head around in a single sweep.

Jack got barn-owled this morning in the ring.

by Gray Nightshade May 27, 2021

alex barnes

Jacob is a complete retarded for thinking Barney is pink

Alex Barnes or aka Barney is purple not pink Jacob

by Alex Bongabooce April 10, 2017

Johnny's Barn

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"

1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.

by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016

Barn Boy

A Gay boy with barn somewhere in there name with no chance of love

Go fuck yourself barn boy

by Its real 11 December 28, 2016

Barn Doorians

Guys who leave the stall door partially ajar while sitting on the toilet in a public mens room,thus fooling one into thinking there's no one in there and when you go to open it they then push back on it thus prompting the phrase 'were you born in a barn?'

Anyone in here? Oh why don't you close the door,what were you born in a barn? Barn Doorians.

by JoeNJ2 January 02, 2011

barn party

a party in barn where everyone who comes brings any kind of drugs or pills from the medicine cabinet and throws them all into a bowl and you just walk by it and take some drugs and probably get fucked up. stupidest kind of party ever.

barn party = fucking stupid

by tr17 June 20, 2009