Optional Baldness

A man/woman who shaves their head as a OPTION
Ewwww, baldness thats optional... like if your dying it's okay but as an option when you have healthy hair? EWWW!!!

"Skye dosen't respect optional baldness"
"Joshua like to make fun of optional baldness"

by J-man1990 June 4, 2008

bald taco

A taco that is without lettus.

Wow, that bald taco sure looks good.

by Ally...techno is your friend May 23, 2003

Free Balding

The act of going out in public with a bald head that is normally covered by some sort of cap, hat or other head covering.

"Hey Trev, what happened to that greasy old cap you were wearing?"

"I decided to wash that fukkin thing so now I have to go FREE BALDING all weekend".

by Hardcock2011 August 18, 2011

The Bald Roger

A Sexual act where the male shaves his own head and glues the freshly shaven hair to his own pubic area. The male then penetrates his partner in the anus.

My head is shaved because I gave Rico The Bald Roger last night.

by Goofy Jay May 18, 2007

bald daddy

A friend of tech daddy's. He's not the one you want, but you'll settle if worse comes to worse

Did you see Bald Daddy staring at my thighs earlier? I wish Tech Daddy would look at me that way, but I'll make do with what I have.

by ChargeMyAssholeBaldDaddy January 31, 2017

bald ho

somebody who thinks he is bald, but really he isn't. something that nana will always like - as a friend la^^

Ronald: im bald
Freda: no you're not.
Ronald: yes i am
Freda: you're just a bald ho =

by nana-chan July 2, 2008

bald-headed

A man women think is ugly. Bald is not cool. Especially if it's coming out naturally. Studies have shown that women pick the man who's losing his hair last. Bald men are known for being untrustworthy.

What a pity, he's bald-headed!

by Scbk December 9, 2007