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bagdrag

A derivative of teabag (descending the scrotum into the open mouth of an intoxicated or sleeping victim), bagdrag refers to the dragging of one's scrotum across the face of a like target. The female form is the snailtrail.
Look, Derek is passed out, would you like to snailtrail him first or shall I bagdrag him? Shit, I love Tahoe.
by Seeg July 30, 2008
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butter my bagel

The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.
The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.
by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012
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Slot badger

An insulting phrase used by inhabitants of the city of Bristol in south west England to refer to the neighbouring city of Bath. It derives from the scandal when MP Ron Davies was caught near Bath "looking for badgers" soon after being embroiled in a scandal where he had been robbed in a London park notorious for cottaging.
"Hey, Bristol beat Bath at the rugby, Bath are just slot badgers,"
by Hello It's Me February 15, 2006
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baber

He is such a baber.
by Mary-Ann May 11, 2003
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Air Bagel

another word for fart. it just sounds funnier
AAHHHH DUDE!!!! that air bagel had some stank on it!

dude when i was taking a crap i made some air bagels
by [[TEACH]] August 15, 2008
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muff gah-bage

Another variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.
I choked on muff gah-bage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.
by freak-nasty-Trent October 16, 2010
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Tool Bagel

One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.
Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!
by S3ANR4D July 27, 2010
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