alexander duckleeng

attracts the owl yeaster.

alexander duckleeng: chat..

by poopoo pee peeppo September 16, 2023

Wade Alexander

The sweetest gentleman you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. Be prepared to laugh! He comes with all of the jokes. Has a smile brighter than most people’s future. Will occasionally, and by occasionally I mean almost daily, let you know how special you are and how lucky you are to know him. Don’t fuck with Wade Alexander though, do him wrong and you’ll never be allowed inside again. If you know a Wade Alexander, keep them close because they’re as rare as the last time a depressed person took a shower. He’s a badass and will try anything at least once. Loves family and his friends and most of all, music. Never give up on him because he will surprise you everyday and you will never be bored of seeing his beautiful face. Imagine your hero but with some of the best hair in the world, that’s Wade Alexander.

Someone: what is he doing!!?
Mary: he’s being Wade Alexander, you can’t expect anything less!

by breadbite November 22, 2020

Alexander Barker

“Epic bruh moment”

Alexander barker *mom* DO THE DISHES!!! *Alex* Bruh -_-

by Ehtnabrkaer October 23, 2020

Alexander zverev

He is the only tennis player who will put himself everywhere.

Who do you think has best hair?
Alexander Zverev: Tsitsipas and I'll put myself in there maybe.
Who do you think has worst hair?
Alexander Zverev: Nick kyrgios and I'll put myself in there maybe.

by Nolezverev January 18, 2022

Alexander and madeleine

this is not a joke alexander and madeleine i shsip them lolllll

i ship alexander and madeleine hehehhehehe

by jowl1265 October 12, 2021

kyron alexander

a really hard Hench guy with a horse cock

see that guy in the car, he's such a kyron alexander

by booger sugar June 21, 2021

Alexander QuestionMark

A comic book hipster kid who makes fun of hipster kids. Awkward with a bizarre sense of humor. Loves his clothes colours. Also works at a video game store in the mall. You cannot hang out with a kid like this without laughing. He comes up with great ideas on a minute to minute basis. Takes lots of care with his appearance, and does very well at it. Hopeless romantic. Also mixes and listens to TONS of music, including R&B, even though he is the whitest kid you know.

Alexander QuestionMark: "on a scale of one to hipster, i'm a fucking hipster."

by strawberryshortcunt September 15, 2010