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Homosexual Acts

Acts in which homosexuals and men who pretend they aren't gay take part in. Homosexual acts often take place in parks, bathrooms, gym locker rooms, Queeen's Park (Toronto), Church Street Bathhouses and confessionals. Homosexuals acts include, baking, but are not limited to, blowjobs, handjobs, anal fingering, light petting, shopping, gossiping, nipple twisting, manicures, kissing (when two men kiss) anal sex, rim jobs, fisting, and watersports to name a few.
"Homosexual Acts" : Gossiping

"OMG ricky, did you see marks ass, I swear to GOD that fag is being such a donut eater, his ass is sooooooo big, and not in the good juicy ass way, the way you want to rim his tight little man hole, but in the way in which you think, GOD ricky go the fucking gym and do some squats bitch!"

Homosexual Acts : anal fingering

"Ok Lance, lick my finger, you'll want to lube it up good and wett so that your bum hole has an easy time taking my index, otherwise we might have anal tearing, and we don't want that!"


Homosexual Acts: Queen's Park (Toronto)

This is where many "gay" and not so "gay" men come to ride their bikes around late at night on the pathways behind the Ontario Legislature. It's odd because Queen's Park is surrounded by major roads with cars, and people whizzing by (not watersports). Men will often lean on trees, pretending to hold them up, meanwhile there hands are often on their dicks which are mysteriously hanging out of their zipped pants and or shorts. This is more popular in the summer as winter here is cold and frostbite is a concern!
by Nevets Setab January 9, 2009
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Acting Cutty

Acting weird/Not normal
If they're not acting like how they normally act, acting as if they were mad at you. Being short and simple.
" Aye! whats up?(: "
" Nun. "
" What are you doing today ? "
" Nun. "
" I missed you. "
" Cool ? "
" Why are you Acting Cutty ? "
" im not ? "
by chris bannapt April 25, 2010
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opening act

when a dude sticks his pointer finger in a chicks vagina and his ring finger and pinky in her butt.
usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the "shocker" following the "opening act" comes the"show stopper"
by alwaysgone November 9, 2009
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The acting chief

An acting chief is the person in charge of an organization that doesn’t put trust in him. The term acting is used because the person is just doing that: acting. They have the duties of a regular chief but are not trusted enough to be given the title.
The acting chief tried to get the budget approved but was told to change it because it was a mess
by Boredinyeg September 27, 2018
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Cornwill Act

A act of making your own rules, even if the grounds for those rules are shaky or non-existent. Results may very under the Cornwill Act and are lucky to not be challenged.
See that guy there he uses the Cornwill Act at work and gets results. Good thing his boss doesn’t know.
by YellowFlavouring May 16, 2023
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hoeish act

by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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Act Step

The gangly man in white act step by wearing his aviators indoors.
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