subway cock

A majestic 12 inch beast of a penis.

Have you seen Paul's massive subway cock?! It's at least a footlong!

by imtheonedontwayaton May 7, 2017

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Subway surf

A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.

Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it

Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.

Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)

by Chevreentusiast May 9, 2022

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Subway Band

A Band that is not good enough for Jack and not on 24hundred.net

Why Do You Listen to The Smith Street Band they're a subway band

by Jake The Snake 🐍 April 18, 2018

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Subway

Where the hottest people go and they pee on the bread and eat the cheese with their silly lil toes only baddies work here so if ur a furry and ugly af work at subway

EVERYONE: Ew Subway kidnaps kids

THAT ONE FURRY NAMED LOLA: YESSSS PLSSSSSS

by FartLicker May 21, 2022

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Belgian Subway

The act of shoving a subway sandwich into the intestines of a partner's anus. Then giving them a unhealthy dose of laxatives and having the partner shit the sandwich either onto bread and eat it, or straight into the mouth of the other partner.

I think we should do the Belgian Subway, my anus is gaping

by ginormoarantouspenis March 26, 2022

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