by Jake The Snake 🐍 April 18, 2018
Get the Subway Bandmug. A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.
Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
by Chevreentusiast May 9, 2022
Get the Subway surfmug. by ZP16 April 15, 2014
Get the subway challengemug. The act of inserting ones penis into a tube and then inserting the other end of the tube into ones anus and ejaculating into it.
Did you hear what Scott did last Friday!! He pulled the New York Subway on the bar counter in front of everybody!!
by Dickyom June 21, 2018
Get the New York Subwaymug. An underground train system usually with multiple lines, like the New York City Subway, whose lines are lettered A-Z (except H, I, K, O, P, T (future), U, V, and Y) and numbered 1 to 7
The New York City Subway is the best
by Cdjdllpo299 June 2, 2023
Get the Subwaymug. by homienotkay May 11, 2018
Get the subway sellmug. Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”
by FuckGuyTheThird August 1, 2021
Get the New York Subwaymug.