SPLIT BALLS

MALES WHO WEAR THEIR PANTS TOO TIGHT
WHICH APPEARS TO SPLIT THEIR TESTICLES.

THAT COWBOYS PANTS ARE SO TIGHT, HE HAS SPLIT BALLS!

by milkbone2 December 9, 2008

split tail

{woman}, {chick}, {girl}, {female}, {bird}

That's a great looking split tail of a girlfriend?

by jdrcomp October 5, 2005

Shit Split

Someone's butt crack.

He was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.

by King Skelvis May 2, 2014

Split Screen

A sex move that is taking campuses across North America by storm. It is the act of playing a multi-player video game with a girlfriend/acquaintance/random girl while doing her from behind. Doggie style is a must as the TV must be visible for both patrons involved.

Did you bang her?

Fuck yeah. We did the split screen for like six fucking hours. First to Mario Party 3 and then Goldeneye. She was Oddjob and I was Baron Samedi.

by El Dufftoro December 20, 2011

blumpkin split

while having a blumpkin preformed on a man simultaneously shitting in the woman's vagina.

my grampa preformed a blumpkin split on my girlfriend today and i walked in fml!

by really coolsdf October 7, 2009

split fish

New Zealand voluntary fireman slang for vagina, commonly used when shouted from the fire engine.

Show us your split fish!

by Bernhammer July 31, 2005

split the wishbone

The term used to define having sexual intercourse with a woman.

I met Melissa out for a drink then we went back to her place and I split the wishbone

by Vikstar1 July 30, 2009