Brendan

That dude who slaps his own ass during straight sex.

He is very straight. "WOW Brendan is so hot and seems straight"-Straight woman who isn't transgender

by HypersMyth August 15, 2018

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Brendan is a friendly, caring, respectful, unselfish man with self confidence in himself. Brandon’s are VERY talkative, Brendan’s love to have very long one sided conversations often reminiscing of past memories and adventures, it is rumoured, that these stories take sooo long to tell, that they take 5X longer to hear out compared to what the actual story played out in real time as it happened. Brendan’s favourite subject is medieval history, Brendan’s are like a walking encyclopaedia on world history and battles between countries and kingdoms all over the world. Brendan’s are EXTREMELY knowledgeable on all topics they are passionate about. Brendan’s will talk for 4-6 Hours straight about Russians history, Mongolian history or Vikings, just to name a few. Be warned! Certain words such as Aeroplanes, swords/knives or anything relating to sexual intercourse will result in another 3 hr, one way, verbal ear bashing that wont end until he naturally comes back out of he’s talking trance, there’s no cure! Ignoring don’t work, playing on your phone doesn’t work, even walking away doesn’t work! Brendan’s will even unknowingly follow you to the toilet while still talking when stuck in this trance!

SARAH...My grandfather loves to always yarn with anyone and everyone and he Knows so much about EVERYTHING and always talks about the old days, it’s like he knows about every historical event that’s ever happened since the day of Earth was created! maybe he is GOD!! EMMA...No he’s just a typical BRENDAN!

by CUT-MY-EARS-OFF-&-CALL-ME-CHOP May 14, 2019

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A dad who goes to punk rock shows to get his balls tickled by fellow dads.

Adam went to that Green Day show and came back a total Brendan.

by SimpleStone December 11, 2019

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a fucking narc

“Fuck Brendan he’s a terrible person”

by Tagzyy May 24, 2023

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A sonic fan who been sending dick pics so long that he started in 5th grade and is tall I guess...

Girl 1: Omg Brendan is so cute!
Girl 2: Bitch you need a good guy and you shouldn’t date my ex
Girl 1: PSH I didn’t want to date him!! I just think he is cute cause his tall!
Girl 2: Sure...

by Brendan’s_Ex July 2, 2018

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