brendan

the worst guy you’ll ever meet. Very sweet at first then crushes your life, don’t date him.

person 1: “Man, i really like brendan”
person 2: “you shouldn’t, he’s trouble”

by funnygummy6969 October 2, 2022

Brendan

Small little cutie obsessed with a ciara. Floats his boat too much thinks hes class. Real faggot

Hes a faggot. Must be a brendan. So small and cute

by Big long slong July 25, 2019

Brendan

The biggest faggot you can ever meet he’s funny yeah but he’s so homo that he makes you wanna call him slurs

Hey is that Brendan he’s the biggest faggot EVER!

by DESSSSSSSSSSS January 27, 2024

Pulling A Brendan

To Drive the top speed in Grand Theft Auto and jump out.

When my friend found me in GTA Online he greeted me by pulling a Brendan.

by Insert handle_here September 3, 2020

Brendan

Quiet, studious guy. He is quiet ambiverted and is a little to no-talk type of guy. Yes, of course he is loud and unserious with his friends, but Brendan is the type of guy who is VERY extroverted once hyped up. He will sing, yell, and maybe even talk to a lot more people than usual. Other than that, his brown-ish black-ish hair is always fluffy and washed well.

"He's so quiet around me, but so loud around you!"
"Oh, Brendan?"

by urmomisvhot November 28, 2021

Brendan

the dude who looks in the mirror thinking he's a real stud muffin.. however in reality he's that guy who loves his son and best friend JAKE.. they often have little play dates around the tea table and dressed in dresses and wigs

does Brendan want to come over for his weekly tea party today? the theme is sailor moon... Brendan loves his role play and dress ups with JAKE.. poor JAKE

by whos ya daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2024

Brendan Barry

1) Noun: the biggest bird.
2) Adjective: used to describe one of large proportions.
3)Noun: a nickname given to a person who could bankrupt a family by eating all their food.

1) Wow that Brendan Barry sure can guzzle all that food.
2) Brendan Barry, the biggest bird.

by anonymous July 19, 2023