Xavier Woodruff

So good at fortnite and likes to eat

Wow he is sooo good at fortnite
-he must be a Xavier woodruff

by 🫶💫Zer0🫶💫 October 18, 2022

Xavier Stefanski

Xavier Stefanski is the youngest Englishman of all time, his is literally younger than a baby. He is now currently -10000 years old, and he feels anger all the time. legends have predicted that when Xavier is born, he would force everybody on earth to put their heads in a pile of bird poop. This is because he is very fond of birds and he is literally a bird himself. he could fly thousands of kilometers with one flap of his wings, which spreads hundreds of meters across. Currently he appears above the pacific ocean several times and was spotted by thousands of people. Nobody knows where he lives and what he feeds on.

Kid: hey did you see the Xavier Stefanski kid over there?
Other: Yeah, wanna eat some bird poop?
Kid: No you.

by Calum Heimbecker May 8, 2019

Xavier

Xavier is the kindest person you’ll ever know. He is talented in every aspect of his life, both academically and socially. He is a welcoming presence, who is able to light up any face no matter the circumstance. Xavier is a sweetheart; one of the best friends you’ll ever have. The one word that can describe a Xavier is 'perfect'. Both physically and emotionally. Xavier will warm your heart and put your mind at ease in rough times. He is a caring, sweet, beautiful, amazing, and all-around magnificent person. If you have a Xavier in your life, don’t let him go. He will provide the truest form of friendship imaginable, and you can rely on him at all times. Keep him close, and don’t betray his trust, as you will never be so lucky as to find someone so perfect again.

1: Who's your best friend?
2: Xavier, of course.

by pohj22 June 24, 2022

Xavier

He is a person that you know you will get along with it. He is a handsome young strong man but when it comes to being a beast in the bed. He doesnt just get under the sheet he gets under your skin. You will never meet someone like him when it comes to pleasing a person.

I want to be like xavier

by Rizzley pookielicious bear November 21, 2023

Xavier Solar Eclipse

A solar eclipse but with the celestial object under the name of “Xavier” passing over the moon.

“Is that an asteroid? It must be the infamous Xavier Solar Eclipse!”

by ERICK C. EC April 8, 2024

Xavier

Xavier seems to be mudak sometimes but when you really get to know him he is such a Russian gentleman

he has a HUMUNGOUS Dick and loves blondes

he has the sexiest outfits all of his chains are real

he has the sexiest body

and face

girl 1: omg I want Xavier to cream inside of me with his LARGE cock

girl 2: I know right

Xavier: hey girls what r u talkin about

Girl 1: omg please say something Russian

Xavier: privyet girls
*both girls get wet*

by zavaseige July 28, 2021

Xavier

Xavier is a loser who no one cares for or at least no one needs to because he doesn't exist right he is bad at talking to people because they ignore him so much so he has no need to speak to anyone not even his girlfriend likes him that's why he won't have one hell just be pathetic for the rest of his life and die alone

Who is xavier

by TryHardDickface April 13, 2022