cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame

I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013

Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

Don't eat the Beef Wellington

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.

"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!

by RideBigPony August 14, 2023