cock-wad

The female chicken who is used as a support for the gigantuan penis of the master rooster in the chicken community. Used to describe a down-trodden person. One who is put apon.

That Tracey's a cock-wad. She's got not self-respect.

by Julia Worley August 11, 2003

Spit-wad

An awesome force in the universe. Owning all one at a time. Fearless and unequalled in skill......he is Spit-wad.

OMFG Spit-wad just RAPED my team!

by JollyJoker September 7, 2008

Wadded Beef'd

The act of making an urbandictionary.com definition for something so obscure only 4 people know what it is.

Wadded Beef: we call our friend evan "evanlady" and decided to make it official = evanlady tee heee heee
Guy: What the hell is an evanlady.
Guy2: We just got beef'd

by joe February 20, 2005

gay wad

well for me it it means someone or something that is stupid or and idiot.

god look at that guy he is such a gay wad.

Or

stop acting so gay waddish.

by i don't know do you? July 24, 2008

polish wad

A large quantity of cash bills of low denomination wrapped with a single bill of high denomination, thus giving the impression of greater wealth than one actually possesses.

Dude is banking! Oh, wait, that's just a polish wad.

by Professor Fishwheels March 18, 2010

pig wad

anyone who refuses to share their things with you

"Stop being such a pig wad with that"

by Shorty Crunk January 14, 2006

spaz wad

1. derogartive term for someone being annoying.

2. jism cloth.

1. shut the fuck up you crusty spaz wad

2. the curtain made a handy spaz wad

by rih April 22, 2006