Whale Porker

The art of fucking Extremely Overweight women.

You my good sir are in fact a Whale Porker.

by music93man September 26, 2011

Backwards Whale

The backwards whale is a sex move. In this move the guy is sitting on the chair and the girl is standing directly over his penis. The guy then uses one hand to support himself holding onto the chair and he slowy moves up kind of looking like he is going to do a bridge move from gymnastics making a whale noise, (similar to the one dory makes on finding nemo.) and then thrusts upward violently saying BAM! Very loud. Thus completing the backwards whale.

Guy1: Bro I pulled the backwards whale on my girl last night.

Guy2: Oh yeah? Did you make the whale sound?

Guy1: Yeah I sounded like this, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BAM!!!!"

Guy2: Hell yeah that sounded just like Dory from Finding Nemo! Kudos!

by fuckmebilly April 26, 2011

Whale Wrangler

A man that likes to date fat woman.

My friend Jason is a Whale Wrangler

by The one and only King J August 23, 2008

whale jumping

A sport commonly enjoyed at raves in which participants take turns vaulting over the body of a prone, unconcious larger female raver.

-The dirty warehouse floor is way too slippery for whale jumping.
-How did you break your ankle Bill? Whale jumping...

by dj espu October 27, 2007

Whaling Up

The morning after a night out, you roll over, and see the whale you brought home last night. Variant of the phrase 'waking up'

Tylor's gonna be whaling up tomorrow morning if he takes her home!

by dijondude February 20, 2015

gay whale

A whale that only likes other male whales, not to be confused with a bisexuwhale

That's a gay whale

by Mynameisjeff234611 December 13, 2017

Suddenly Whale

A large fat specimen incapable of human and especially romantic interaction.

"You see that fat thing there?"
"The one that looks like a complete weirdo?"
"That's Suddenly Whale."

by La Yaoi Addict July 27, 2019