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weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024
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weaving like piss

Weaving very aggressively through traffic
by Cock waver July 24, 2023
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Thach weave

An aerial maneuver developed by John S Thach soon after America's involvement in WW2. It involves two fighters, originally F4 hellcats, flying side by side, and when an enemy, originally an A6M Zero, attacked one of them, The fighter that got attacked and their wingman would fly in a rolling scissors, allowing The plane that was not targeted to shoot down the enemy.
The Thach weave is what made America the world's dominant air power, and it still is to this day.
by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023
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Weave

Just another name for a wig
Person 1: oooh he snatched her weave!
by IronTrooper January 22, 2020
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Pull yo weave

It’s a VERY harmful weapon first used by females. It can hurt the scalp and even worse pull yo tracks out. ⚠️WARNING⚠️ DON’T PUT WEAVE IN WHEN YOU GOT BEEF.
Bitch I will pull yo weave out dumb bitch!
by Taytortot September 7, 2020
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Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly constructed fake story and poorly done hair weave.
Tony's been bucking Tasha on the side, but he told his girl Lynnie he's been helping his sick Mom, but his mom's been at work every day. He's gonna get caught. That's just a bad weave.
by Grimy dog October 2, 2020
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Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly made up story with a poorly done hair weave.
That ugly said she slept with Montel when he was in town, but that's just a bad weave.
by Grimy dog October 2, 2020
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