John Wade

The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.

Person 1: Look at that handsome man over there!

Person 2. He must be a John Wade.

by Guitarjo April 30, 2022

mrs wade

a maths teacher, kind to the good, evil to the ones who dont know their times tables....

mrs wade: little billy, what's 2x4?

little billy: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2

mrs wade: detention

by bobertthetortoise October 29, 2021

Wade

One considered to be wealthy

Oh wow is that Wade in a new Maybach

by baby k's bodyguard September 28, 2021

Wade

A fat whale the size of the moon we all hate wade

Is that a whale in the water?
No its just wade

by epicsexgamer69 February 27, 2022

Wade

Moriah elizebeth a youtubers faze where she said wade instead of weird

"Oh that's wade"

by Errør_myka May 20, 2021

Wade

The kindest person in the whole world like no cap just facts.

You are just a Wade!

by kittypan August 25, 2021

Wade

Wade is a word Moriah Elizabeth came up with when she was younger. As she said in the video, she replaced the word weird with wade.

“Omg! That spider looks so wade!”

by anonymous June 14, 2021