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Vultures 2

The worst album ever, made by Kanye West.
Dave: "Hey, did you listen to Vultures 2 yet?"
Tom: "Nah man, that shit's ass. It's filled with AI, and Kanye is on nitrus the whole time!"
by incandescentcola November 22, 2024
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Hype Vulture

Hipsters that circle potential sources of culture, swooping in whenever something begins to generate hype and ruining said thing for the rest of us. Once something is attacked by a hype vulture, all further observers must be wary of being accused of being a hype vulture themselves.
I went to the WU LYF show but it was full of hype vultures.
by pandajack0 August 2, 2011
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Desk Vultures

What you and your co workers become when someone leaves the office for other employment.
One coworker says to another "Dang girl, you should have seen it this morning. They were tall over that empty cubical like a flock of desk vultures"
by Purpledove711 November 15, 2019
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Friendly Vulture

A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.

Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."
"I opened a pack of gum on the bus today, and in swarmed the Friendly Vultures."
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comedy vulture

A person, corporation, etc. who uses quotes, sayings, or memes long after they have become unfunny
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.
by True Isopod February 1, 2018
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facebook vulture

facebook vulture

1. A fun, but sad, condition of someone who waits for people to post topics of interest and then swoops in only to start a topic debate.

2. Someone who has patiently spent the time and effort to bake scrod on facebook.
Cody is such a facebook vulture. Today's prey was the Obama education speech and he swooped and started a long debate.
by GibbyP September 9, 2009
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cart vulture

A person very eagerly awaiting to take your cart at a shopping mall or grocery store, to the point of uncomfortably standing beside you in the parking lot and starring while you put your groceries in the car, just because they either want a motorized cart with a full battery , or a tiny shopping buggy.
"I could barely get my groceries in the truck, before the cart vulture wanted to swoop off in my beeping chair".
by DeeAnnDee52 July 13, 2022
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