by papathatwillpeedownyourthroat November 01, 2020
When your Vista's:
a) Internet Explorer stops working for no apparent reason, and then your internet turns to crap for the next approaching 1 - 3 days
or,
b) takes an uncomfortably long amount of time to log in, only to leave you with an "incorrect password" message.
a) Internet Explorer stops working for no apparent reason, and then your internet turns to crap for the next approaching 1 - 3 days
or,
b) takes an uncomfortably long amount of time to log in, only to leave you with an "incorrect password" message.
Tom: Why haven't you logged in to Facebook since Monday? They did maintainance, and now it isn't a complete ripoff of Twitter! I can actually stand the UI now!
Dan: Dang vista-ruptions!
Dan: Dang vista-ruptions!
by isochronismisms! June 03, 2009
A highly competitive public high school in Cupertino California, often mistaken for Monte Vista Christian School. Around the late 1990s, asians began taking over and now it has become a nerd school. It is extremely homogenous not only in terms of the appearance of the students, but also their interests and hobbies, such as music tastes.
Girls usually listen to Kpop and boys listen to a random mainstream rapper, has anyone heard of Dragonforce? Probably not. Most people think about grades all day, and about 97% of the students end up in college. But there's always a cult of 20-30 kids who work out all the time. There's also a group of people who wanna be rappers or something, and think they are gangsters. 100% of the students identify as part of the LGBTQ community. We have a communist club. Oh and did I mention that every club on campus was created for the sole purpose of helping kids get into harvard? The only sports teams that win anything are crosscountry. cuz we skinny. Football team sucks.
You'd think that people in monta vista were "good kids", since they just study all day, but drugs and alchohol have been smuggled to homecoming , people do that dance called freaking, and coitus happens on campus.
Girls usually listen to Kpop and boys listen to a random mainstream rapper, has anyone heard of Dragonforce? Probably not. Most people think about grades all day, and about 97% of the students end up in college. But there's always a cult of 20-30 kids who work out all the time. There's also a group of people who wanna be rappers or something, and think they are gangsters. 100% of the students identify as part of the LGBTQ community. We have a communist club. Oh and did I mention that every club on campus was created for the sole purpose of helping kids get into harvard? The only sports teams that win anything are crosscountry. cuz we skinny. Football team sucks.
You'd think that people in monta vista were "good kids", since they just study all day, but drugs and alchohol have been smuggled to homecoming , people do that dance called freaking, and coitus happens on campus.
You're so Monta Vista that you pulled allnighters in higschool to get straight A's and 20 APs to get into UC Berkeley computer science and graduate summa cum laude, only to have your boss be a San Jose state grad with a 2.8 gpa.
by YouraverageMVGrad August 09, 2022
The word, referring to the operating system Windows Vista, means to respond slowly, or to perform a task slowly. HURRY THE HELL UP.
by BetaMaster64 December 30, 2013
a highschool full of gay furry band kids and the music hall smells like a methane leak all the time. don’t visit, don’t attend, park vista will leave you on your ass doing drugs in an alley, don’t even think abt college.
jeez i wonder if all my efforts for school will allow me to go to college and help me succeed, oh that’s right i attend fucking park vista.
by park vista attender November 22, 2023