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French Victory

Failure at its best. The epitome of what it is to be a vagina, pussy, sally, nancy, sissy, fairy, prissy, a bitch, a nancy, a ninny, a little girl or otherwise frenchman partaking in battle. They are spineless cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches. France: INVINCIBLE in peace, INVISIBLE in war.
Jean-Pierre: Huh-huh-huh (in gay French voice) Hey, remember that time when my home country, France, won a military victory all by themselves?

Me: Nope, I have no recollection. Last I checked, France was full of a bunch fucking bitches, who lack the male phallus and contain too much estrogen to even be considered a 'male'. It is a mistake to think that there is such thing as a real Man from France. In fact, many consider the french, as a whole, to be of the female gender because of the surplus of hairy armpitted females in the country. In other words, I hate France. Until they can fight for themselves, they should probably come to our aid once in awhile because when THEY need OUR help someday, I pray that we turn our backs. Fuck France. The word French Victory does not exist. Sorry.
by jiblkj September 28, 2006
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victory lap

When you're about 18 beers past the legal limit and you're the most sober one in the car that you are driving; and your so excited that you made it home without dying (or worse, a DUI) that you do laps around the traffic circle in your neighborhood. Typically, all of your neighbors will be awoken by headlights flashing in their windows and you're drunk friends cheering.
I can't believe I made it back to Glengarry after drinking a whole case of beers.....let's do victory laps.
by mr. hankey August 26, 2004
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victory loaf

a loaf of bread with semen on it. a victory loaf is created as a result of a game where the participants masterbate in a cricle. when a participant ejaculates they do so on the loaf of bread. the last person left has to eat the victory loaf.
Not only does Jeff have a small dick, he also always finishes last and has to eat the victory loaf.
by Go Home February 16, 2005
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Bloody victory

When you have sex with a girl on her period.
I wouldn't mind having a bloody victory with my girlfriend.
by Brokencio December 9, 2010
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ultimate victory

Beyond that of a victory. This expression should be used whenever you get laid, when someone gets totally robocopped by you, or some other achievement that deserves more than the word "victory".
Dude #1: Dude, remember that girl from my AP Chemistry class?
Dude #2: Yeah?
Dude #1: She wanted to have sex with me. Man, we got it on!
Dude #2: Boner!
Dude #3: ULTIMATE VICTORY!!!
by Ownageism God September 14, 2004
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victory night

The night we got victory on our face, and the night we left the Era Pre-Parthenon and were put into the New Era Post-Parthenon. The victory on someones face is the shine (if you look closely at someone's face you can see a shine), some people have a lot of victory (a lot of shine) on their face, and some people have a little victory( a little bit of shine) on their face-And that's Victory Parthenon Style.
My face got a shine on it after Victory Night. When people look closely at my face, they say that they see a shine-and they say that shine is victory on my face. And I say-you have it on your face too. They really should put Victory Night in the calendar.
by Corte'lione August 11, 2017
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victory squat

When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.
I just killed Jess so I did a victory squat over his deAd body.
by Ststephen78 March 13, 2014
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