banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.

[e-mail]: hey guys. good weekend?

<.......>

[e-mail]: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

[e-mail]: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

[e-mail]: pah. stupid banter vacuum.

by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009

Bee Vacuum

A drink made of equal parts beer, vodka, apple juice and carrot juice (acronym:

BVAC).

I drank a bee vacuum for breakfast and the rest is a blur.

by Etymologasm June 12, 2017

Weiner vacuum

1. A person who inhales Weiners like a vacuum cleaner. 2. A person with a bad attitude.

Jordan’s got a bad attitude, he’s being a real Weiner vacuum!

by Daddy Snyder January 8, 2025

drink vacuum

To die by being exposed to a hard vacuum environment, usually space.

Some aliens were trying to board my ship, so I vented the airlock and made them drink vacuum.

by Izackmaniac January 31, 2024

The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.

"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

the vacuum got me

Subtle way of saying you have a hickie or multiple

The vacuum got me. What? My girlfriend gave me a bunch of hickies.

by socialstupidity November 13, 2014

Positivity Vacuum

A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.

Laura is such a positivity vacuum.

by unlcemalcy November 18, 2018