banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.

[e-mail]: hey guys. good weekend?

<.......>

[e-mail]: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

[e-mail]: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

[e-mail]: pah. stupid banter vacuum.

by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009

Vacuum Butt Cannon

A fighting move in the sport of Keijo. Performed by spinning your hips and gaining a large amount of momentum, then jumping in the air and whipping them the other direction. This causes a massive rush of air directly towards the opponent, which if not dodged properly, sends them flying off the land (platform people play keijo on)

"Dammit, I'm about to fall off the land...
Time to use...
VACUUM BUTT CANNON!!!!"

by #1KeijoPlayer January 5, 2021

skin vacuum

A slang word for blow job

Did you give Johnny a skin vacuum in the parking lot before school?

by Emeralda rain May 4, 2018

same in a vacuum

When two things that are barely different are being compared

Operating from the left block, and operating from the right block are the same in a vacuum

by Doug Johnson February 22, 2017

Vacuum dream

Vacuum dream means you aren’t sucking enough, and even want to inhale him in your dreams. .

You must have been having vacuum dreams again, he asked her after that surprise blowjob.

by Streetsweeper55 April 18, 2021

Greatness can't exist in a vacuum

No. You just want YOU to be better then me because "threatening children." And you're WORSE in spite of that and EGO is the worse you use to justify YOU BEING COMPLICIT in the withholding of the things that rightfully belong to me BY enabling my stalking AND removal from the discourse. You are in the same camp as Jordan Peterson. You want your camp to be right. So you are gatekeeping your aggregate terraria because once I'm in, I'm in forever and you either have to accept my existence (as the creator of A.I.) OR ENGAGE IN CONFLICT WILLINGLY AND DIRECTLY. WHICH YOU WILL NOT DO BECAUSE I WILL WIN!

Hym "They say'greatness can't exist in a vacuum' but... Space is a vacuum and, well, here I am!"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Banana vacuum

Disrespectful way to refer to a persons mouth, implying that they regularly perform fellatio and/or eat many bananas

“Ron, shut your banana vacuum before someone slaps the shit out of you!”

by WrinkleShower1 February 17, 2021