Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs

Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.

by Wannabe firefighter November 23, 2021

Nut Vacuum

A person who slurps nut up like a vacuum. Efficiently.

Bro Kam gobbled that nut up like the Nut Vacuum she is.

by mintyorangefella3839 February 25, 2022

Vacuum Moments

Moments when you realize why you love someone.

Vacuum moments are when Josh vacuums the RV because Carly is sneezing because of Eboni's dog hair.

by tourguidebarbie April 29, 2025

A Tale of Two Vacuums

A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.

Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

vacuum packed

Someone who shoves so much up their ass, that the anus' vacuum system draws the object into your stomach.

VACUUM PACKED

Damn nigga, that white boy got him all vacuum packed

by XXXDoctorAdvice November 18, 2017

Resource Vacuum

A person employed by an association who doesn't work and expends resources.

SN Arnie is a resource vacuume; he still isn't qualified.

by ♤♡◇♧621 March 17, 2023

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016