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A goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in .2 seconds
Imagine if ur mom gave me the slurp durp 4000
Ur mom by Hejahqj August 17, 2020
A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass
Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)
Ur mom by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020
A hairy three tit two asshole whale
Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)
Ur mom by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020
The Uno Reverse Card of comebacks. The ultimate power move of the decade. Can be used in stressful situations to throw your opponent off kilter. But be mindful of your elders. They might find it degrading.
“Hey, do you have anything planned for tonight”
“Ya, ur mom”

What is the meaning of life?”
“Ur mom”

“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”
ur mom by Gandalfrado September 11, 2020
The Uno Reverse Card of comebacks. The ultimate power move of the decade. Can be used in stressful situations to throw your opponent off kilter. But be mindful of your elders. They might find it degrading.
“Hey, do you have anything planned for tonight”
“Ya, ur mom”

What is the meaning of life?”
“Ur mom”

“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”
ur mom by Gandalfrado September 11, 2020
An idiotic saying used very often by little 8 year olds that don’t know anything else in their tiny vocabulary box but that. If you see someone that is older than that age call 911 immediately.
Green: Ok who is the imposter
Red: Ur mom
Ur mom by CultyYT September 23, 2020