Bingham Turkey

when a girl is fingered with three fingers like a bowling ball and gets three orgasms

Boy 1 "Are they having sex back there."
Boys 2 "No I'm giving her a Bingham Turkey."

by yaitsmedumbass February 12, 2010

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Cambodian Turkey

A large snake, preferably a Python. Substituted for turkey on Thanksgiving when turkey is unavailable (or too expensive) but snakes are plentiful, as in when you're fighting a tired war on the Ho Chi Minh Trail in Cambodia, or bringing a dish to a Washington Thanksgiving potluck.

"I, uh... I brought a Cambodian Turkey."
"That smells delicious. What exactly is that?"
"It's a nineteen-foot python."
-Penny Arcade, November 24, 2010

by RegicidalManiac November 27, 2010

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chasing the crazy turkey

A sexual act involving two partners (the turkey and the dominator) in which one partner (the turkey) flaps their arms around and makes gobble sounds while the dominator chases them around the room attempting to place their scrotum upon their partner's chin/ neck area, simulating the look of a real turkey.

Michael chased Lindsay around the office, chasing the crazy turkey, while Ryan watched with amusement.

by LadNamedDave December 13, 2014

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turkey surprise

Whene eating a girl out, put oyur face in her crouch shaking face quickly making a turkey sound

last night, i gave my girl a turkey surprise

by skinrm250 May 13, 2005

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Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.

After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!

by Ace July 30, 2008

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