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Suburban Trash

The term "trailer trash" is becoming less and less useful to describe most (white) Americans. Most trailer trash have moved out of trailer parks and into suburban communities filled with McMansions, Starbucks, smoke shops, Denny's, and Chinese buffets. They've become suburban trash. While trailer trash know they're trashy and revel in their trashiness, suburban trash rate themselves unjustifiably high in terms of class and sophistication and are thus, extremely obnoxious and deluded.

Some character traits of suburban trash:

The girls/women wear juicy couture and uggs.
They think Red Lobster is a high end restaurant
BMW is their dream car.

They're trying to quit smoking
They drink energy drinks like Red Bull
They're proud of having a degree from a community college
They can name everyone on Jersey Shore.

The women hope to become either a nurse, a real estate agent, or a flight attendant.

The men hope to marry a nurse, a real estate agent, or a flight attendant.

They try to be intellectual by watching the History or Discovery channels, or by reading National Geographic
They try to be sophisticated by drinking White Zinfandel
They complain about trailer trash ruining their neighborhood
Hannah wears clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch and carries a Juicy Couture handbag because she thinks it'll impress the rich guys at the University. Little does she know that they think she looks like a spoiled, low class suburban trash airhead, especially once she starts talking about the latest Jersey Shore episode.
by suburbantrash May 28, 2011
mugGet the Suburban Trashmug.

Trash Bandit

There's a trash bandit getting into my garbage cans.
by Sir Rat July 18, 2017
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Trash Santa

a hobo or generally sketchy human who may or may not be carrying a large black trash bag santa-style and/or making zombie noises.
Leila: Oh my god! This morning I totes got attacked by a trash santa!
Reyna: Fucking shit, man, did they whack you with their bag??
by leilareynaval November 2, 2011
mugGet the Trash Santamug.

Smash Trash

The outcome when white trash and black trash have babies together.
My unemployed, high school dropout cousin again knocked up his fat white trash baby momma with another smash trash.
by runbucky April 28, 2013
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Trash Tetris

To play Trash Tetris refers to the act of continuing to pile trash into a trash receptacle well after it should have been emptied.
In trying to promote a neater workplace, our boss, Ryan, put an end to our week long games of Trash Tetris.
by gotarts July 13, 2007
mugGet the Trash Tetrismug.

Trash Panda

"Hey! Look at the trash panda he knocked over the garbage bin!"
mugGet the Trash Pandamug.

Trash The Scene

Trash The Scene,
Rock band based out of Orange County, CA. Noted for there there great stage presence. Last known preformaning with the band Fuel.
band is
John vocal. Taylor guitar. Bobby guitar. Bryan Drums
by Zackkkkkk May 15, 2007
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