Tom

Tom is the kid who plays with his dick in the corner of his kitchen waiting for his mom to make the food, Tom finds himself jerking his small cock in his leisure time. We all think tom is gay. Tom is the ugliest motherfucker there is. Girls run away from him in the hall way when he tries to talk. Tom has no rights in his house.

"Tom take your hands out of your pants and take the test"

by DUDE ROCKA May 18, 2017

Tom

A Tom is an incredible guy who is your universe. He is always there for you when you need him and he gives the BEST hugs. A tom is someone who you will be so happy you met and you will never want to let him go. He is normally very sarcastic but it just adds to the endless charm he has. He is also very handsome *and fit 😉*

Overall, a Tom is an amazing guy who you would love so so so so so much.

Tom means the absolute world to me. I’m so thankful I met him and I want to spend forever with him but forever still isn’t long enough

by .Cat.1.2.3. December 18, 2018

tom tom

tomorrow - useful for when you are emailing or texting to avoid having to write out the whole word

text: wot r u up 2 tom tom?, email: I'll see you 8pm tom tom at the Salon Bar.

by AngelaTomTom July 16, 2008

Tom Tom

The ultimate fighter pilot. Known worldwide as the coolest, best looking manipulator of aircraft controls. Admired and feared by all.

Man, that guys's a fucking stud... he's such a Tom Tom.

by kycreeker May 4, 2010

toms

n. shortened version of the word "tomorrow."

usually used in chatting or IM-ing, when people don't want to type out "tomorrow."

"hey, can we meet for coffee toms?"
"yea i'm seeing jeff toms, i'm super excited for our date."

by concavity January 11, 2010

Tom

An ugly bastard. That always smells like shit. Is a selfish prick than ruins people's life. You should avoid anyone with this name. Just the sight of this person will ruin your whole day. A donkeys ass is better looking than this thing. You can't even call him a man because he is such a big pussy. Hated by many loved by none. Usally old fat and bald.

Person one: God I hate this pig I work with

Person two: Of course you do it's because he is a Tom

by Fuck_foever17 February 28, 2014

Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer]

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.

steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha

by pi3r8 October 23, 2008