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Skibidi Toilet

the worst shit on the planet the lore Its literally just explosions

look I dislike parental controls as much as the next guy BUT IF YOU HAVE A SKIBIDI TOILET KID IN YOUR HOUSE THEN YOUD BETTER TURN IT ON AND THEN THROW THE IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS OUT OF THE HOUSE!
4 year old: im watching skibidi toilet!
me: shut the fuck up kid thats stupid
4 yr old; but its goo-
me: YEET
me: damn I miss when kids watched Pewdiepie why can't these kids watch Mr.Beast or something actually good for petes fucking sake
by TakoTheMemer October 25, 2023
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human toilet

a slave who eats both shit and piss.
by Big Al October 2, 2003
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Toilet Labor

When you're on the toilet and you can't get your shit out
(knock,knock) girl: Whats taking so long?
boy: I'm in Toilet Labor!
by Homer_Simpson123 April 4, 2006
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toilet stage fright

When someone goes to the tiolet but holds on while sitting there because there are other people in the room (public toilets) they then wait till the person/people leave till the "go"
P1 -"Someones been in that toilet the whole time weve been doing our make up"
p2 -"haha theve probley got toilet stage fright"
p1 - "Lets re apply our make up and make them hold longer hehe"
by Jonah Takalau May 28, 2008
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Toilet Camp

by Sara Shay June 8, 2009
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Toilet Dildo

A jet stream of water from a rigged toilet that shoots up your butthole, and thereby raping you with your own bodily wastes.
Guy-scarred-for-life: That toilet back fired on me!!!
Prankster: How did you enjoy your toilet dildo?
by JKDBLV July 30, 2010
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Toilet Hopping

When one sits down on the toilet to find there is no toilet paper in the bathroom after taking a crap. He or she will then continue to waddle to the nearest bathroom, sit down on the new toilet, and wipe.
Johnny had an emergency, and rushed to the bathroom as quickly as possible. After doing his business, there was no toilet paper, so he tried toilet hopping to the upstairs bathroom.
by Chrispycreme September 8, 2012
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